{"id":3539,"date":"2019-02-15T16:25:53","date_gmt":"2019-02-15T15:25:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nouveauxperes.enconstruction.website\/?p=3539"},"modified":"2019-02-15T16:25:53","modified_gmt":"2019-02-15T15:25:53","slug":"petit-lexique-du-nouveau-pere-tome-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nouveauxperes.com\/en\/petit-lexique-du-nouveau-pere-tome-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Petit lexique du nouveau p\u00e8re – Tome 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

The arrival of a baby requires the use of a highly technical vocabulary that few men master. To help you avoid sounding crazy, gentlemen, we've already suggested the following the new father's little lexicon<\/a>. Buoyed by its success, we now return with Volume 2.<\/p>\n

You'll see: talking to Dad is child's play.<\/p>\n

Diaper cover<\/h3>\n

A mix between a t-shirt and underpants that doesn't hide the diaper so much.<\/p>\n

Sleeper<\/h3>\n

A mix between overalls and a sleeping bag that doesn't really help you sleep.<\/p>\n

Wet wipes<\/h3>\n

A polluting way to clean your baby's bottom, but so effective that many Greenpeace members are suspected of using it.<\/p>\n

Mobile<\/h3>\n

A fixed object in which you occasionally hang your baby when putting him in his crib.<\/p>\n

Milky rise<\/h3>\n

A long-awaited moment when mom's milk quotas explode. Goodbye to supply management.<\/p>\n

Nursing apron<\/h3>\n

A piece of fabric that allows women to breastfeed in public while remaining hidden. The burqa for moms.<\/p>\n

Baby carrier<\/h3>\n

A bag that lets you carry your baby while freeing your hands. You can use your free hands to massage your back, because a baby carrier is hard on the kidneys...<\/p>\n

Vernix<\/h3>\n

Wax-like, whitish liquid covering the skin of newborns, used to make skateboard slides.<\/p>\n

Amniotic fluid<\/h3>\n

\"Waters\" in the expression \"Perdre ses eaux.\"<\/p>\n

Firefighter<\/h3>\n

When a boy takes advantage of his parent's inattention to urinate without a diaper. They tend to aim for their attacker's eyes and mouth. Watch out!<\/p>\n

Pumpkin<\/h3>\n

Female firefighter. Less dangerous for daddy's eyes, but greater risk of baby wetting his pyjamas all the way up his back.<\/p>\n

Amniotest<\/h3>\n

Forked Q-tip for separating amniotic fluid from vaginal discharge.<\/p>\n

Peridural<\/h3>\n

See epidural<\/p>\n

Epidural<\/h3>\n

See epidural<\/p>\n

Collar removal<\/h3>\n

Slimming the door frame.<\/p>\n

Cervical dilatation<\/h3>\n

Opening the door, or as a guy from Lac-Saint-Jean would say: When the trail starts banging.<\/em><\/p>\n

Headquarters presentation<\/h3>\n

The optimal position for expulsion is the plunge. The breech presentation is when baby decides to \"bomb\".<\/p>\n

Awakening period<\/h3>\n

The magical moment when you have your first interactions with your baby. Please note that the most beautiful period of wakefulness is never as satisfying as a good period of sleep.<\/p>\n

Colic<\/h3>\n

Bellyache generating very intense crying. Also a polite alternative to the word \"c\u00e2lisse\". In fact, one often makes you want to say the other.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The arrival of a baby requires the use of a highly technical vocabulary that few men have mastered. 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